calm your mom
an expression basically saying to “calm down” but in a more jokingly insulting manner, including the phrase “your mom”. if someone says something really dramatically, that you can say “your mom” to, you can basically say “calm your mom”.
girl: “omg that spider is ugly.”
me: “dude, calm your mom.”
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