calm your noodles


basically calm the f— down, chill out, take a breather.
it can also mean calm that noodle, noodle as in your p-n-s.
paris- omg guys i have to do so much sh-t tonight, i’m going to be in over my head.
sam- wow why dont you calm your noodles…physco

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