Calm Your Stroodle


when your stroodle is very arroused/ happy/ slap happy/ semonated/ erect as the moses cleveland statue/ b-n-r.
a: woah i’m pumped for tonight.
b: why?
a:i’m definately gunna get layed.
b: holy sh-tcakes dude, calm your stroodle.

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