calm your wow


similar to slowing your roll, calm your wow is used when the person is irradic or more excited than necessary.
a- holy sh-t, man! i can’t believe she actually talked to me. i think i’m in love man. i gotta tell her. this is like the best night of my life.
b- d-mn, kid. calm your wow.

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