caloradon
a person from california who emigrated to colorado, these people are the reason that there are f-ckwads in this great state. they usually inhabit the suburbs of denver, parents are corporate robots, and the kids are complete dipsh-ts that are constantly bragging about how awesome california is. also the reason for 99% of the motor vehicle accidents on our highways, good riddance.
california kid- “california is the sh-t, its the only state were you can surf, skateboard, and snowboard all in same day.
colorado kid- “well that sucks theres no surf in colorado….douche.”
cl-ssic example of a caloradon exchange of words
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