Calorie Crusade
the self-less act one embarks on to save their siblings from eating junk food.
today i looked in the cupboard for the birthday cake oreos mom bought. then i saw johnnie curled up on the ground spooning with the oreo box. after he arose from his dense slumber he proclaimed “arg!! the calorie crusade is over! i’ve have thwarted the oreo crown, and saved my sisters summer bods!” he is such a doll.
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