calorie-neutral run


a run (or other form of exercise) at the end of which cake is eaten, leading to neither a net loss nor net increase of calories.
gary: hey, why are you eating that humungous slice of cake?

noel: i’m just finishing off my calorie-neutral run. 5 miles of running = a humungous slice of cake.

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