CALSS
acronym for “cut a long story short.” notice the irony: it actually shortens the phrase used to shorten an otherwise long story.
guy: so yeah, she and i were dating, but to calss, we broke up because she likes justin bieber.
girl: hmm, that makes sense. wait, what’s “calss”?
guy: “cut a long story short.”
girl: omg, that acronym is awesome in so many levels! take me home with you!
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