Calum
hot snazzy fit lovely fxcking ace wonderful a person with a lovely character, a huge heart, and a very large number of friends. he is very talented and is loved by all. he is very good at acting and is well wicked yo. ;]
1. yo, you see that calum, i well love him
2. he’s a total calum. he’s perfect.
3. that guys so good at drama, almost as good as calum..naahh
someone who loves a good thrust at any time of the day, just watch out if they get too close
that calum thrusts luke a machine there is no stopping him
a person who at times may act like a plebian idiot, but is generally awesome once you get to know him. has an awesome sense of humour, and is good at finding and playing good video games. sometimes laughs too loud and acts d-ckish, but you still have to love him.
person 1: see that guy? he’s such a calum.
person 2: i know, he’s awesome.
hottie beyond hottie. an absolute adonis. unfortunately calum’s are aware of this fact and have been known to radiate towards mirrors like moth to a flame. but once resigned to the fact that wherever there’s a mirror, there’s a calum, you can really begin to appreciate what amazing people they are on the inside. loyal, sweet, secret cuddle monsters, with a catch-you-off-guard kind of sense of humor. sometimes you just wish they knew how great they were on the inside instead of just the outside.
“stop being so calum you’ve already been in front of the mirror for like two hours!”
a really laid back character. tend to be the most loyal guys around, and despise cheating. very big-hearted. very loyal aswell, relationship or friendship you can always trust these to stick with you to the very end no matter what happens. tends to watch girls go and never see them come. (basically a figure of speech representing the fact they never see girls wanting them and only ever sees them walking away from them). really easy to get along with and funny. whilst they may not be the attractive they will always be the best in a relationship. extremely shy and attempts to avoid public speaking in big groups.
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