calumn


a weird boy he can freak you out at times he called a boy sally the other day if you ever come across this boy do not be alarmed just dont make conversation with him and he may not speak to you arrrrr hes rite next to me
woah look at the size of him oh no its calumn jackson shiiiiiiiit runnnnnnnnnnnnn

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