calvert hall

calvert hall— school in towson maryland— where all pimps in maryland go—– all the ladies come from loong and far too get some calvert hall college c-ck… or as we call it “chcc”.. population = 2/5 stoners 2/5 lax players and 1/5 other people…?? and .069% band kids with gay red jackets…..
brother school of the mercy wh-r-s……..who love the chcc
home of marylands most thumpin high school mixers where the girl to guy ratio is always 50 – 1.5, the school that all the cool guys attend. all girls love guys from calvert hall and just going there can be enough to get you laid. unless your in the band. much cooler than loyola
girl: “where do you go to school?”
guy#1: “loyola”
girl: “f-g” -turns and walks away-
girl: “where do you go to school?”
guy#2: “calvert hall”
girl: “oh baby” -takes off pants-
i go to “chc” so i know of the bad haircuts, cr-ppy shoes (wallabees)or whatever, and the colors on clothes that are not meant for eyes. yeah it’s a good place for education and a even better place for you and your prep duesh friends to hang-out and listen to cr-p bands, and get super buzzed on coors light.
chc guy1: hey, look who got his new bmw from their mom.
chcguy2: wow dude, so did you do the homework?
chcguy1: nah dude, i don’t care because mommy and daddy will pay for life!
chcguy2: nice dude, wanna skip cl-ss and go to panaera?
i go to “chc” so i know of the bad haircuts, cr-ppy shoes (wallabees)or whatever, and the colors on clothes that are not meant for eyes. yeah it’s a good place for education and a even better place for you and your prep duesh friends to hang-out and listen to cr-p bands, and get super buzzed on coors light.
chc guy1: hey, look who got his new bmw from their mom.
chcguy2: wow dude, so did you do the homework?
chcguy1: nah dude, i don’t care because mommy and daddy will pay for life!
chcguy2: nice dude, wanna skip cl-ss and go to panaera?
otherwise known as trailer park, america. upon p-ssing calvert hall you may mistake the school for a grocery store, but then as the students walk out you realize that their red and yellow jackets serve as uniforms for mcdonalds training school. being ugly and moderately r-t-rded are the main requirements for admission, academic acheivement is ignored and will not affect your performance in their soon to be burger flipping career. its the school you go to when everywhere else sees you for the screw up you are.
would you like to supersize your order today? they taught me to say that!