Calverton


a land filled with not only the usual high school stoners but also an abundance of “lax brahs” and sl-ts.

if you are interested in this school just remember that recently there have been a number of crimes and a large amount of drug abuse.
also know that the school is run by some of the biggest b-tches known to mankind.
missy: so i walked into the stairwell the other day and saw this eighth grade girl giving a tenth grade guy a bl-w j-b as he was snorting crack.
charlie: oh wow. that is interesting. where were you?
missy: well, i was at calverton.
charlie: i suppose it is alright then. that happens all the time there.

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