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• ice dog

  icedog – to freeze 1 or 2 or 10 hotdogs, whatever you prefer, and stick them up your -ss for pleasure. there is nothing more american than hotdogs and s-x, so i’m going to go celebrate the 4th of july by giving my girlfriend an icedog. when you f-ck someone with frozen sh-t. i gave […]

• chocpile

  a stockpile of chocolate, usually stashed away in a cupboard for christmas. i opened the cupboard and the chocpile fell on me. luckily i was able to reach my mobile phone and call for help.

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• smoke hog

  to engage in f-ll-t–. so, baby, do you smoke hog?

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