Calvi Express


a type of marijuana that is grown out of some kids -sshole. due to it’s overwhelming popularity, on the street it sells for $30 a nug. the plant usually has to be pulled out by the vines (due to it combining with the -n-l pubic hairs) in order for more seeds to be planted. easy to identify due to it’s pungent odor. this plant requires no sunlight or water, everything is provided by -n-l fluids.
“dude i got some ce for this weekend.” “that smells like sh-t!” “i know bro that means it’s fresh.”
“duuudddeeee miiiiikkke that’s too much calvi express your so f-cked man!”

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