Calvin Cocksucker
skinny pr-ck that admits maplestory is his life. cry’s over a girl when rejected which is very often. stalks the girls who he likes. gets very mad when called “kid” also has trouble masturbating due to small p-n-s, he is a very confident young man thinking he’s cute when he’s nothing close to it. he always gets bullied at school and takes it out on kids on maplestory but always ends up embarr-ssing himself.
omg that kid is so ugly and thinks he’s so cool he must a calvin c-cksucker opps i meant f-ggot :3.
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