Calvin tse!


a fat chinese guy who partic-p-tes in sport, mostly basketball. they are stinky and like eating lots of noodle soup.

(sometimes refered to as a brice)

shortened version can be tse!
1. guy number 1: hey look over there. its a fat chinese guy playing basketball with a instant noodle soup packet in his pocket.

guy number 2: what a calvin tse!

can be further emphasised by adding the phrase, brice maaate! or even brice a donkey!

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