cam whore


girls who are amateurs at posing sl-tty and seductive. they do the cliche poses, and think they are s-xy by showing their mostly flabby pale white stomach, and their make-up drenched faces. they have websites up with a sl-tty layout, and have a whole archive of pictures of themselves doing different, or maybe even tons of the same, sl-tty poses, making idiots of their unattractive selves. sometimes they even charge you for a membership! it’s quite humorous.
“send me $15.00 via paypal, and i’ll show you a nother picture of my worthless dirty white t-ts!!”
n. anyone, male or female, who is addicted to taking countless pictures of themselves to post on the internet. pictures range from conservative face shots to explicit nude photos complete with visible s-x acts. a camwh-r- may reach the status of such internet fame that they can begin charging for the privelege of viewing their pictures.

v. to camwh-r-
see also:
pic, lj, blog, webcam, suicidegirl
n. would you stop being such a camwh-r-?!?! i think the whole east coast, and some peeps in germany, have seen you topless!

jimmy and rico can be such camwh-r-s; loading all those pics makes my pc smoke, lol.

v. i wouldn’t camwh-r- tonight if i were you. you’re looking a bit bloated…
someone who spends a good portion of the day taking pictures of him or her self, using digital camera, computercam, or picture phone. you can identify a cam wh-r- using these guidelines:
a) you are viewing a page on lj, mysp-ce, friendster, flicker, a blog, or some other self-publishing/publicizing site
b) the subject is wearing a serious, seductive, pouty, or emo expression
c) the subject is complete with hipster clothes and / or hoodie, dark eye makeup, tousled hair, and some kind of prop or accessory ( ie, huge earrings, guitar, pet, trucker hat )
d) cam wh-r-s are usually identified by the tell-tale missing-forearm, a side-effect of holding a camera and pointing it at yourself. the alternate side-effect is a shot of the cam wh-r- sitting in front of a desktop computer, looking off slightly to the left or right, with their hand placed on a mouse, in really bad lighting, due to the nature of computer cams
e) these pictures usually come in large groups, repeating the same ( d ) and ( b ), providing an alternate ( c ), and on multiple ( a )s.
i considered meeting him irl, but after i visited his mysp-ce profile, i discovered he was a total cam wh-r-.
uh…83% of all photos submitted to ud
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a female on the internet that exposes herself on webcam explicitly to large numbers of h-rny b-st-rds.
i broke up with sherry because that sl-t is a cam wh-r-.
someone, usually female, and often of the scene, emo, or goth “subculture” who enjoys taking countless pictures of their heavily made-up selves and posting them online. camwh-r-s usually post their pictures on mysp-ce, less often on livejournal and xanga, and sometimes even on our very own urban dictionary, out of a desire for attention and to show off their low-cut t-shirts and pale, underdeveloped b–bies under poor lighting.

there are four types of pictures that the camwh-r- takes of herself:

1. the “emo” picture-common on livejournal and urban dictionary images for emo. showing 3/4 of the face, camera held high, and looking down. sullen expression a must. usually taken in black and white.

2. the “oops, i did it again”-often used by scene girls on their mysp-ce, the “oops i did it again” is an attempt to seem coy or playful. taken from the front, hand over mouth, eyes pointed up and to the side.

3. the “tuff” pic-favored by ugly hardcore girls on their mysp-ce profile. another 3/4 view, this one is taken at eye level. beady eyes and an angry expression shows just how xxhardxcorexx the “tuff” girl is.

4. the “happy little fairy”-another common livejournal pic, this one is favored by underage cutesy girls. taken with the photographer lying on her back, camera pointed down at her face, wearing a dreamy, sh-t-eating gaze.
no, xxcryingxonethousandxtearsxx, i will not accept you as my friend. i dont even know you, you stupid camwh-r-.
one that posts endless pictures of themselves on the internet for people to see. the most severe cases keep posting new pictures just like the ones they posted the day before, and the day before that, and so on.

also, many of them are hot. (see carrie ann brown)
nice cleavage, cam wh-r-.

ps- youarehot!

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