Cambodian Turkey


a large snake, preferably a python. subst-tuted for turkey on thanksgiving when turkey is unavailable (or too expensive) but snakes are plentiful, as in when you’re fighting a tired war on the ho chi minh trail in cambodia, or bringing a dish to a washington thanksgiving potluck.
“i, uh… i brought a cambodian turkey.”
“that smells delicious. what exactly is that?”
“it’s a nineteen-foot python.”
-penny arcade, november 24, 2010

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