cambridge newzealand
cambridge is a place close to the waikato river full of rich white people who ride horses and row. cambridge was built on racism and today still lives up to the name of being the most white sn-bbest place in new zealand. cambridge people enjoy biking as a family, shopping, talking about how cambridge is growing, gardening and talking with other white mums about how “sarahs daughter was hanging out with a darky today!” god bless cambridge.
a group of stranger are silently waiting inline and an old cambridge woman hasn’t talk about cambridge newzealand to strangers in the last 30 minutes.
old lady pam: “h-llo i’m pam and i live in ‘cambridge’,it’s such a beautiful place and i hope you and your family visit one day.
stranger: k.
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