Camera Genie
a camera genie, is a female who takes pictures and selfies at those “magic” angles and applies certain effects or really sh-tty photoshop to presto change-o into a hot chick, but is really a duck billed platypus looking ho upon encountering in person.
luke: “yo so i met that chick that hit us all up on facebook finally, she actually showed up.”
chad: “word?! she looked fine as h-ll.”
luke: “yeah man, total camera genie. it was horrible.”
chad: “d-mn, i had a feeling… those pics were all smoke and mirrors.”
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