Camo Vest


during the s-xual act of reverse cowgirl/cowboy, the partner which is on top excretes diarhea on the bottom partners chest…giving the bottom partner a “camo vest “. this is a common occurrence when large quant-ties ofhard liquor is involved…
“dude, tanya totally gave me a camo vest last night… ”
“what did you do, dude?”
“i posted it all over facebook…after i took a shower.”

or

“i heard that jeff camo vested all on his boyfriends chest!”

or

“don’t get too drunk, sweetheart… i’d hate to wear a camo vest because you can’t hold your whiskey !”

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