camofat


an adjective describing a person who appears to have a nice body but is secretly hiding unsightly rolls of fat by using deceiving clothing, like billowy tops or loose dresses. opposite of a cam-f-x.
guy 1: hey man, how’d things end up going with that girl you were dancing with last night? she was a fox.

guy 2: poorly, soon as i got my hands around her waist i felt it… the dreaded handful of camofat.

guy 1: unlucky dude, but it happens to the best of us.

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