camp kinderland
the most hottest place on the face of this earth.
people ask me where im from
i say tolland.
heaven would be too modest for a place like that.
july is the best f-cking month ever.
holy cr-p theres only 52 days until i go back home.
the best f-cking place ever!!!
if heaven exists, it would right here at camp kinderland.
its all, weird but cool people who don’t care what you look like as long as you’re like a socialist or commie or hippie or rocker or something and like its awesome and theres a cute bulldog named lennonand everyone is one big happy family
and don’t forget olympics
and lake compounce
and the other trips like scoops and our ruined camping trip and outsinging the teens and always being late for kp and me n alison lying in the gr-ss and acting like r-t-rds at share and african dance and alla girl talks and v-g-n- monologues and transformer lights and acting like r-t-rds for capture the flag and swimming and the bunnies and schmooze on the swing and p-n-s pops and everything else!!!!
i love camp k soooo much!! the best seven weeks o’ ma life!
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