Campus Bed-Spread
a female college freshman who spends the majority of her first year drunk and on her back legs spread in the dorms. they are usually drunk prior to arrival at the party, are overly loud, and gain attention from desperate bro’s attracted to their sl-tty dress attire, lack of morals and b–bs which constantly stay out of their dress.
ways to recognize a bed-spread are by the shoes, which usually end up in their hands by the end of the night walking bare feet down south high st. or by the identifier names such as brittany, lindsey, ashley, and candy
campus bed-spread jargon includes
im like..so drunk right now
i dont give a f-ck
i like…the best at giving head
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