Can Master


an -ss pirate.
a t-rd burglar.
a h-m-s-xual man.
a hershey highway hunter.
i can’t stand listening to those soft type can masters talk about their dating experiences!

that man is a straight up can master! his fluffy -ss probably stays in the gayborhood.

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