can of whoop ass


when someone about to jump you.
dude watch out that old man about to open up a can of whoop–ss on you!

the real whoop -ss
pursuing this course may cause fisticuffs to follow (on your -ss).
do that again and i’m gonna open up a can of whoop–ss on you!
one of the most over used and lamest of all sayings. bears little meaning anymore. in the same outdated category as terms “dont go there” and “talk to the hand”
jimmy:”you better watch it or i’ll open up a can of whoop -ss”.

billy:”you better watch out that the year 1992 has discovered you have ventured into the future.”
noun – figure of speech meaning “act of violence” generally employed as “open up a can of whoop–ss,” meaning to cause large amounts of pain
if i don’t get my way, i’m going to open up a can of whoop–ss.
something chuck norris never opens, because he makes his own.
person 1-“don’t make me open a can of whoop -ss on you!”
chuck norris- “i make my own.”
-chuck norris beats the cr-p out of person 1-
retribution; or an act which manifests such. commonly used in conjunction with the verb “to open up a”. also see whoop–ss and to get medieval on.
are you going to quit whining, or am i gonna have to open up a can of whoop-ss on you?
1. (n.) an energy drink that had a short-lived run in early 2000. tasted like what is believed to be carbonated p-ss.

2. (v.) the metaphorical act of beating someone up.

3. (n.) a can (or similar container, most often a barrel) in which a number of pseudo-torture instruments (i.e. belts) are contained until the need arises. most often kept by parents to use on delinquent children.
1. i bought that new energy drink i heard about. it tasted like p-ss!

2. boy! i will open up a can of whoop–ss on you!

3. son, don’t make me open the the ‘can’ of whoop–ss!
an actual energy drink, according to a recent issue of national geographic.
see this? (shoves can in listener’s face) i’m about to open up a can of whoop -ss.

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