Canadia
what canada should have been called. it’s infinitely more epic than canada, and makes more sense when you think about the word “canadian.”
“i met some canadians today!”
“from canadia?”
“no, canada. but that would make more sense…”
“yea, and canadia sound so much more epic and awesome than canada!”
“i guess english doesn’t always work out in our favor…”
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a special word for canada.
i went to canadia today!
the country directly north of the usa. typically called “canada” but we decided it must be “canadia” and “canadians” or “canada” and canadans” and “canadia” sounds so much spiffier.
i have to go visit relatives in canadia.
land of maple syrup
i live in canadia
noun. the way canada should logically be spelled, if its reisdents are to be referred to as “canadians”. if “canada” is the correct nomenclature, why are its residents referred to as “canadians” and not “canadans”? and, if we are to appropriate this linguistic protocol and apply it across the board, then why don’t we americans call ourselves “am-mo-rick-ians”? besides, “canadia” just sounds better, and lives up to the peaceful, majestic, and utopian persona that it has taken on in the eyes of us amorickians ever since our country got taken over by bl-stering, right-wing imperialists. c’mon, “nation soon to be formerly known as canada”. make it official. we all know you want to!
“had there been proper medical procedures to correct severe cataracts in 1545, french explorer jacques cartier may not have missed the “i” in “canadia” while transcribing his travelogue entries for posterity, and the grievous cosmic imbalance which ensues to this day may have been completely averted.”
country north of united states. canada is a slang for this word.
canadia canada?
quite simply what the country canada should have been called if the world was a logical place. not to mention, canadia sounds much more grand than canada.
canadia sounds much better than canada.
the proper definition of canada.
a: we were speaking to some canadians.
b: oh, and where do they come from.
a: canadia, obviously.
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