Canadian Bar Mitzvah
an insane s-xual act invented by my crazy brother tom. a canadian bar mitzvah is when a woman pour maple syrup on your ball sack and then stomps on it while wearing high heels.
tom was so stoned last night, i think he let april give him a canadian bar mitzvah!
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