Canadian base system
the canadian base system is:
– first base: kissing and fondling br–sts
– second base: hand job, fingering or oral s-x
– third base: s-x, and
– home base (or fourth base): s-x with a hockey puck used as a d-ld- and maple syrup used as lubricant.
katie: all my friends from back home in northern ontario go to home base (canadian base system) by the time they’re 15.
david: is this why hockey and maple syrup are so popular in canada?
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