Canadian Beer
-the sweet nectar of heaven
-the official drink of g-d and jesus
“i drink canadian beer, my wife on the otherhand drinks american beer because she’s a nice young lady”
a canadian beer is a beer that is any of the following:
a) brewed in canada
b) strong enough to make you go blind
c) referred to as “hard alcohol” in america
molson, steam whistle, moosehead, keith’s and lakeport are all canadian beers.
true, pure brew from the one and only great white north. not watered down like inferior american brew, just slow brewed to perfection. canaidan beer is on average 5% – 5.5% alcohol, while canaidan light beer is around 4% – 4.5%. the biggest canadian brands are molson canadian, molson export, labatt’s blue, moose head, steam whistle, waterloo dark, niagara’s best, and even the cheap -ss lakeport.
canadian beer is an icon, a symbol, and a legend
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