Canadian Blow Job
when a man pours maple syrup all over another man’s p-n-s, dresses him in flannel, takes him to a tim horton’s bathroom, and gives a bl-w j-b.
marty: how are you feeling tonight ed?
ed: what are you talking aboot?
marty: nothing, but i would love a canadian bl-w j-b right now.
ed: well, we are at tim horton’s, so suck me off. pour some maple syrup down my c-ck, eh?
marty: eh?
ed: eh!!
the act of inserting an ice cube in your mouth and proceeding to commit oral s-x upon your partner during an intense hockey game.
ya i heard she gave mr. ye a canadian bl-wj-b, so now hes got frostbite on his d-ck
when a woman blows her nose during intercourse.
my girlfriend has a cold, i stand a good chance of getting a canadian bl-wj-b tonight.
n.) a northern bl-wj-b involving ice and maple syrup.
related to the zamboni, and rusty zamboni
example: things got hot and heavy with sarah last night, then she broke out the ice and maple syrup and turned me into a frozen pancake. canadian bl-wj-bs are awesome.
oral s-x that involves a lot of teeth and isn’t enjoyable
matt is in a grumpy mood because he got a canadian bl-wj-b last night
a maneuver in which one briefly drives on the wrong side of a divided highway in order to enter a driveway without having to take a u-turn.
traffic looks clear, use the canadian bl-wj-b.
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