canadian border patrol


when doing it doggystyle, take your partner over to the window so he/she is facing out. take a break for a few moments, and covertly invite a friend to take your place. while he continues, she -ssumes it is still you behind her, so then walk outside the same window and wave to her as if you were simply p-ssing by.
me and kevin pulled a canadian border patrol on her, she didn’t know what happened and she went nuts.
i’m gonna visit her in the asylum in a few days.
this hilariously tragic s-x prank is achieved through the following: you begin normally having s-x, you then tell her to get on all fours (doggystyle), all the while covertly aiming her towards a window, immediately after, your friend will come and switch places with you. then, you will calmly walk past the window, then turn and wave at your misguided partner.
dude: omg man, member that b-tch july?
guy: yeah…?
dude: me and man totally pulled a canadian border patrol on her.
guy: dude… you’re f-cked up… in a funny kinda way!
-high five-

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