Canadian Cheesesteak
a rare canadian delicacy made by spreading cheez whiz (or any like processed cheese spread/aerosol cheese spray) into the crevice of a canadian stripper’s pressed l-b–s. typically it is consumed immediately after preparation, before expulsion from the champagne room occurs.
sh-t-faced and starving, jim became crestfallen when he discovered the foxxx hole’s vending machine was completely devoid of nourishment, the only item remaining being tampons. fortunately, jim remembered the emergency jar of cheez whiz he kept in his coat’s inside pocket, and, after giving caprice his last $20, was able to satisfy his hunger with a fresh, juicy, dripping canadian cheesesteak, bean sprouts on the side.
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