canadian cocktail


a s-xual act in which a male puts ice cubes in the girls r-ct-m and proceeds with -n-l intercourse. once the ice cubes melt to become water, the man shakes the women violently as if she were a c-cktail, and then finally dispenses the c-cktail into your choice of gl-ssware. drinking said c-cktail is mandatory, or else why would you do this?
mom: did you get drunk last night?
james: no mom, i just had the usual canadian c-cktail.

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