canadian coffee cup
/n/: the canadian coffee cup is the act of taking one’s guest behind the woodshed, and thrusting his/her fist up the said guest’s bungholio, causing a rapid wake-up process despite it being early in the morning
adam was hard to arouse the morning of planned travel, so brad took him out back and gave him the good ol’ canadian coffee cup to hurry the process.
or
the best part of waking up, is folgers with your canadian coffee cup!
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