Canadian Dickwad


a game much like football or rugby. better when played in small groups (four vs. four at most). players run up and down the field trying to get a touchdown. you may only take five steps before p-ssing the ball. when either team has gotten a goal, or the ball goes out-of-bounds, the opposite team takes the ball and throws it in the air. there is then a mad dash to reach it first. contact is allowed and encouraged.
“man, canadian d-ckwad sure is a fun game to watch!” or “ah, im exhausted after playing canadian d-ckwad.”

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