Canadian facemuncher


a canadian spider who from time to time will jump off the ground and fly a short distance, landing on someone’s face. it will then begin to munch and chew on the unfortunate person’s face.
some cooking show: “the rare canadian facemuncher can sometimes be found in herbal teas and other such drinks.”

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