Canadian freeze
when a very lonely girl freezes a water bottle solid and cuts the ice cube out. then, using the cube as a d-ld-she begins to m-st-rb-t- with it. as she gets into it, her v-g-n-l juices freeze and the ice d-ld- is frozen in her sn-tch, resulting in either a hot shower or in worst cases a very embarr-ssing trip to the doctor.
person a: dude! u hear about the girl that gave herself a canadian freeze!?
person b: ya!! i hear she was doing it on camera to send to her boyfriend!
person b: d-mn, if i was the guy id get the h-ll out of that crazies life
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