Canadian French Fry
this act requires a man to spread ketchup upon a woman’s -n-s as lubricant before performing -n-l s-x. then, just before he -j-c-l-t-s, the man pulls out from the girl’s -n-s and spreads his s-m-n all over the girl’s chin. as the s-m-n mixes with the ketchup dripping from her chin, and with the p-n-s as the “french fry”, the entire act is very reminiscent of how canadian’s enjoy their fries. any -n-l excrement that accompanies the mixture simply adds to the “poutine” only enhancing the experience.
think you’ve done some weird sh-t in your s-x life? i had a girl ask me to give her a canadian french fry the other night. d-mn crazy canucks.
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