Canadian Front Bumper


the true name for a f-nny pack, which when worn on the front resembles a b-mper, mostly only done in canada where f-nny packs are in stile year round!
i went to the casino today and could not help but notice a lot of people sporting canadian front b-mpers while i was there!

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