canadian john



a person who lives his life pursuing p*ssy and sadly gets none, so he resorts to chasing it online.
a canadian john lives by these rules:

1-hitting a girl up in the dms.
2-be obnoxious and get rejected.
3-claim you had no interest in said girl to seem less like a loser.
4-attack her appearance or personality.
5-make sure to call her names in group chats making it obvious you don’t want her.
6-when confronted with screenshots of you hitting on her in the dms say you were “just trolling”.
7-if someone calls you a loser just say they’re “mad”.
maddie: “this guy is being a real canadian john”
aaliyah: “i would never date john the canadian”

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