a person who lives his life pursuing p-ssy and sadly gets none, so he resorts to chasing it online.
a canadian john lives by these rules:
1-hitting a girl up in the dms.
2-be obnoxious and get rejected.
3-claim you had no interest in said girl to seem less like a loser.
4-attack her appearance or personality.
5-make sure to call her names in group chats making it obvious you don’t want her.
6-when confronted with screenshots of you hitting on her in the dms say you were “just trolling”.
7-if someone calls you a loser just say they’re “mad”.
maddie: “this guy is being a real canadian john”
aaliyah: “i would never date john the canadian”
- duck wack
when you eack a duck with a floppy object. that man just duck wacked with a wet stick.
- windham high school
windham high school, located in willimantic, or willi-rico, connecticut, is the absolute worst part of what is probably the worst town in connecticut. the students are the absolute worst and stupidest people in the country. most of the sports teams, excluding the wrestling team, walk around with the biggest att-tude, even though they suck at […]
- tech baby
one from the millennial generation who feels ent-tled. they work for tech companies that give them free swag, free booze, free clothes embroidered with trendy tech logos, transportation to and from work, free food at work, and lots of coddling. have a hard time when things don’t go their way. they don’t understand the real […]
- go blow a hamster
a dismissive insult, like go f..k yourself. i told you to stay out, now go blow a hamster!
“to be f-cking rude” most people post this on instagram if their a little p-ssed off and they need to relieve stress on other people. tbfr , you’re very annoying and no one likes you