Canadian Lover


a white female, often suffering from serious daddy issues, who will only date black men.

over-indexes with jewish american women.
“hey, your friend debbie looks like she’s on c-ke again and keeps going to the bathroom with her house key in hand. i think my cousin wants to f-ck her hairy p-ssy.”

“tell him not to waste his tame. she’s a canadian lover.”

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