Canadian Redneck
a person from rural canada who’s vocabulary is basically limited to “jesus f-ckin’ christ you wanna go out for a rip and have a dart bud?” can be easily identified by plaid shirts and jean jackets as well as a baseball cap with some kind of farm equipment or hunting supply store logo on it and wearing work boots literally everywhere. even to church, or school. can usually be found telling people about the truck or dirt bike or whatever that they have for sale on kijiji and about the stuff they’ve found for sale on kijiji. if you want to see canadian rednecks look no further than meaford ontario.
“hey bud wanna buy a f-ckin’ mint john deere gator? only rolled her over like maybe 10 times.”
“nah i don’t buy stuff from canadian rednecks.
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