Canadian Salad
including, but not limited to:
1. noun: a cornucopia of love
2. noun: a smorgasbord; a diverse prost-tution circle.
3. verb: to develop an -ssembly line in which multiple ears are inserted into a female v-g-n- containing dental modification. (v-g-n- dentata).
“i gave that b-tch a canadian salad. b-tches love canadian salad”.
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