Canadian Snorkler
a s-xual move: the woman lies on her back while the man stands over her head, facing her feet. he drops his ball sack onto her eyes, covering both eyes, then he sticks his d-ck in her mouth like a snorkle. it’s “canadian” because they do everything wrong in canada.
i was going to f-ck her, eh, but i gave her the canadian snorkler instead.
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