canadian spiderdog


grade a maple syrup is first imported from the hills of saskatchewa canada. the male coats his 8 fingers sufficiently with syrup (no thumbs). he then prepares his victim by putting her in the doggy position. the 8 fingers coated in syrup then glide into the -n-s. the victim screams aye until climax is reached
i gave your mother a canadian spiderdog in the wee hours of the morning

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