canadian stoner
n. an “athlete” who partic-p-tes in “curling” which, while not technically a sport, is a pasttime favoured by canadians who have not discovered video games.
heavy stones are flung randomly down an oblong blanket of ice and across a “tea” line. the game is a mix of marbles and cricket with the winner sometimes being decided in a draw.
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hey hoser! you are such a canadian stoner! your inturned house-weight marble nudged my sweeper-stick and now i’m lying two.
i’m not lying. why are you lying?
no. i said i was lying two. not too.
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