Canagnarl


noun. a canadian who gnarls. it is often confused with a canadian who believes he or she is gnarls barkely. rather that is simply called delusional. it is also used to describe the gnarl that is made by a canadian.
to describe a person – a disoriented canadian senior citizen on an electric wheelchair rolls into a mcdonald’s and gnarls with great discontent “all senior citizens should have life alert!” one of the employees notices this and comments with a sigh “oh, canagnarls give us the most trouble on mondays.”

to describe a gnarl – pierre’s face contorted into a “canagnarl” when he was told that he lives in america’s hat.

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