Canarian phone sex


a s-xual act in which one partner stands on mountaintop a, and the other on nearby mountaintop b. the two gaze at each other through binoculars and “talk dirty” in the whistled language of the canary islands, meanwhile pleasuring themselves with their respective cell phones.

for a related practice involving yodels, see alpine s-xting.
the uncrossable canyon between them could not stop alice and bob from enjoying torrid canarian phone s-x.

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