cancaids


cancaids, or cancaids, is a cross between the diseases cancer and aids.

if you get this, you’re f-cked.

can only be obtained through s-xual intercourse or reproduction.

if you have this disease, i will laugh at you, cut your p-n-s off, and torch your body until crisp. then i’ll add various spices and ketchup and then i’ll eat you.
i had s-x with this hooker yesterday and now i think i have cancaids… 🙁

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